I think all females of the species are mad creatures.

What are Parvati and Pansy on about, honestly? I... I don't bloody come close to understanding. I've asked Padma, as she knows them both, and is anyway a girl and I suppose better at figuring this sort of thing out.

I mean, Pansy doesn't think I fancy a Gryffindor or anything, does she? She couldn't. Parvati must just be off by suggesting she's jealous. They're both off. They're all of. Stupid gender. If it weren't for the fact that Pansy is perfect in every other way, and females have so many nicer-looking parts, I'd throw her over for Camera Boy, honestly. Only boys don't appeal to me, so I suppose I can't. At least if I did I could understand what I'd be fighting about if I argued withn the little poof.

Repulsive idea, anyway. I mean, I'm all right with it as long as it's other people, but two stonkers in one bed is one too many, you know?